Description
As he walks to the bar made up in a three-piece and bowler hat, your eyes lock and every 50 shades of grey scene flashes before your eyes. You realise that perhaps your Red Room is a bedroom with an old lava lamp. But no matter, you have a pornstar martini to hand, a lustful elixir of passion in a bottle.
You open the bottle and sip. Like it was crafted by Casanova himself, it announces itself on your tongue. Bold, charismatic and full of vigour, the premium Absolut Vodka, Passoa, and fresh passionfruit puree invigorates you with a youthful lust before the fresh lime cuts through and brings you back into the room.
With new found charisma, you stride to the bar, winking and making finger guns at anyone who’s drawn to your presence. Cool. You take a seat beside him and whisper ‘Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know anything about you, but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.’
He Laughs and turns to the barman. ‘Two Pornstar Martinis, please. And run a tab, we could be here a while.’
You win. Suck it Christian Grey.
Miss Charlotte Sexauer –
Delicious! They arrived icy cold and ready to drink, will definitely order again!
Mairead O’Rourke (verified owner) –
Like alcoholic candy floss – what is not to love! Honesty these are amazing cocktails. You won’t be disappointed.
GUS-4219 (verified owner) –
I actually never order Pornstar Martinis but I did this time as I thought I should be more adventurous. I was super impressed by the quality and taste! Delicious!!!!
Melinda (verified owner) –
Absolutely lovely! Popped a passion fruit in for the whole experience and wasn’t disappointed!!
Order #5458
Ellen (verified owner) –
Amazing cocktail!
Michelle Medhurst (verified owner) –
Order number #6677
My favourite cocktail and guys you have nailed it! Highly recommend and I will be ordering again
Julia Stokes (verified owner) –
Delicious, lovely intense fruity flavour! (Order 66-5)
Graeme (verified owner) –
A well balanced lovely cocktail.
sharon (order 6793) (verified owner) –
Ive always struggled to make these myself at home even though I have all the right ingredients. Its my birthday in a few weeks so will be ordering more for my lockdown birthday as my second fav cocktail.
AV (verified owner) –
Nice complex flavour, not too sweet
[Order #6835] (January 9, 2021)
Sophie Collings (verified owner) –
Absolutely amazing and fruity. It was like being at a high end bar. Delicious!
Order #6925