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The Pornstar Martini

(20 customer reviews)

£6.40

Absolut Vanilia Vodka, Absolut Vodka, Passionfruit Liqueur, Passionfruit Puree and Fresh Lime Juice.

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Description

As he walks to the bar made up in a three-piece and bowler hat, your eyes lock and every 50 shades of grey scene flashes before your eyes. You realise that perhaps your Red Room is a bedroom with an old lava lamp. But no matter, you have a pornstar martini to hand, a lustful elixir of passion in a bottle.

You open the bottle and sip. Like it was crafted by Casanova himself, it announces itself on your tongue. Bold, charismatic and full of vigour, the premium Absolut Vodka, Passoa, and fresh passionfruit puree invigorates you with a youthful lust before the fresh lime cuts through and brings you back into the room.

With new found charisma, you stride to the bar, winking and making finger guns at anyone who’s drawn to your presence. Cool. You take a seat beside him and whisper ‘Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know anything about you, but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.’

He Laughs and turns to the barman. ‘Two Pornstar Martinis, please. And run a tab, we could be here a while.’

You win. Suck it Christian Grey.

 

 

Additional information

Weight 0.2 kg
ABV

17.70%

Volume

170ml

20 reviews for The Pornstar Martini

  1. Miss Charlotte Sexauer

    Delicious! They arrived icy cold and ready to drink, will definitely order again!

  2. Mairead O’Rourke (verified owner)

    Like alcoholic candy floss – what is not to love! Honesty these are amazing cocktails. You won’t be disappointed.

  3. GUS-4219 (verified owner)

    I actually never order Pornstar Martinis but I did this time as I thought I should be more adventurous. I was super impressed by the quality and taste! Delicious!!!!

  4. Melinda (verified owner)

    Absolutely lovely! Popped a passion fruit in for the whole experience and wasn’t disappointed!!

    Order #5458

  5. Ellen (verified owner)

    Amazing cocktail!

  6. Michelle Medhurst (verified owner)

    Order number #6677
    My favourite cocktail and guys you have nailed it! Highly recommend and I will be ordering again

  7. Julia Stokes (verified owner)

    Delicious, lovely intense fruity flavour! (Order 66-5)

  8. Graeme (verified owner)

    A well balanced lovely cocktail.

  9. sharon (order 6793) (verified owner)

    Ive always struggled to make these myself at home even though I have all the right ingredients. Its my birthday in a few weeks so will be ordering more for my lockdown birthday as my second fav cocktail.

  10. AV (verified owner)

    Nice complex flavour, not too sweet
    [Order #6835] (January 9, 2021)

  11. Sophie Collings (verified owner)

    Absolutely amazing and fruity. It was like being at a high end bar. Delicious!

    Order #6925

  12. Helen F (verified owner)

    Really great service, wish I’d know about these guys before! I ordered for a friend’s birthday, and it went down a storm….will definitely be ordering more.

  13. Amy (verified owner)

    Loved it – will definitely be ordering again! Thank you

  14. AG

    Very good! Will be ordering again!
    Order #6960

  15. Simon Lawson (verified owner)

    Fantastic cocktail! My wife enjoyed it as much as some the ones she’s had on nights out which is ultimately the experience we all want! Would order this again! Thank you

  16. Sue (verified owner)

    Delicious and fruity. Arrived quickly and cold. Perfect!

  17. Marshia Peel

    Delivered on time and in great packaging. Cocktails absolutely delicious and tasted fresh

  18. Marshia Peel (verified owner)

    Amazing product, fresh and tasty and delivered on time. Will definitely use again

  19. NICOLA 7920 (verified owner)

    Fast delivery, arrived cold
    Tasted nice but a bit too strong for me,I have a sweet tooth when it comes to drinks
    I will probably try the other drinks

  20. Carolyn (verified owner)

    Wow! This is amazing and truly like getting one from the bar. I would so recommend these cocktails.

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