The Espresso Martini


Absolut Vanilla Vodka, Russian Standard Vodka, Kahlua, Fresh Espresso & Gomme.


When Lady Night grabs you by the hand with her velvet glove and whispers into your ear ‘No, your friends and colleagues do need to see your version of the La macerena’ it’s time to mix caffeine with alcohol, because that always ends well.


As you begin to consume the frothy cold brown mix, the first thing you will notice is the hit of Absolut Vanilla Vodka, quickly subdued by a balanced mix of real espresso and coffee liqueur. Within minutes, caffeine will curse through your veins, your synapses will tingle and burst with trepidation and you’ll surge to life. As you shake off the 1am slumber, you’ll be awash with a new found sense of confidence and purpose. Your hips will thrust you to the dance floor, you’ll move majestically, almost…mythically. Floating. Poised. Prepared. For the feat you are about to accomplish, no words need transcend your lips, you simply look at the DJ and nod. He understands.


And, so it begins…

When I dance they call me Macarena, And the boys they say que soy buena…

Additional information

Weight 0.2 kg

Absolut Vanilla Vodka, Russian Standard Vodka, Kahlua, Espresso, Gomme, Water




Not safe for expecting ladies. Obviously.


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