So it’s finally happened huh? Thirty?! You thought you’d get away with it, but here we are! No need to panic, though. We at the Bottled Bartender say: “Never surrender”! You don’t get older, you just get better. And what could be better than being the kind of person who has hand-made cocktails courier delivered to their door? Exactly.
Now you’re in your 30s you have to up your game. You can’t just drink pitchers of Sex on the Beach. You need to add a few “legit” drinks into the mix (i.e. Negroni or Manhattan) to show people that, like a fine wine, you’ve matured with age. Of course, you still want a few racier tipples (Pornstar Martini springs to mind) in the roster, reaffirming the youthful vigour burning within.